100+ Funny clever instagram captions + Free AI Caption Generator (2024)

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I just want to make people smile, but it's hard to do that while keeping a straight face.

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I love sarcasm, but I'll ruin it if I explain it.

I'm in desperate need of a six-month vacation, twice a year.

Friday night plans: Netflix, snacks, and a blank to-do list.

I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Normal is boring.

Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.

Escape the ordinary.

Less talking, more captioning.

Less bitter, more glitter.

Make them stop and scroll.

One word: iconic.

Short and sassy.

Less perfection, more authenticity.

Small steps, big captions.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to rearrange the furniture.

I don't know what's tighter: my jeans or our friendship.

I apologize for anything I post while hungry.

Warning: Objects in the caption may appear funnier than they are.

You can't make everybody happy, but you can make them laugh.

My phone battery lasts longer than relationships these days.

I put the 'Pro' in procrastination.

Sarcasm is my second language.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

Pawsitively adorable.

You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.

Love at first woof.

Life is better with a furry friend.

Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.

You make my heart melt like ice cream on a sunny day.

Stay wild, my child.

Sparkle like you mean it.

Cute but psycho.

Keep calm and cuddle on.

Let's taco 'bout life.

Tag someone who needs to see this.

Tell me in the comments: What's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?

What's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?

Share your secret ingredient in the comments.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Who else is guilty of hitting the snooze button too many times?

Caption this!

What song always gets stuck in your head?

Drop a 💯 in the comments if you agree.

Cause we'll never be royals. - Lorde

I got 99 problems, but a caption ain't one. - Jay-Z

I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool. - Mike Posner

I'm in love with the shape of you. - Ed Sheeran

I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist. - Sia

All you need is love. - The Beatles

I came in like a wrecking ball. - Miley Cyrus

I wanna dance with somebody. - Whitney Houston

It's a beautiful day, don't let it get away. - U2

Shake it off. - Taylor Swift

In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky

The best way to predict your future is to create it. - Peter Drucker

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. - Albert Schweitzer

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan