So, you’ve come looking for funny quotes on cycling.
Maybe you want funny quotes about cycling to share with fellow riders, to post on social media, or to gift to a bicycle-obsessed someone – t-shirts, mugs, posters, or even cards!
Clever, relatable, silly. From personal experiences and bike jokes to the absurdities that every cyclist faces. More than actual quotes, we’re all about the reinvention of phrases you can either quote or reframe to match whatever you need.
Here are the 34 funniest quotes about cycling the internet has to offer!
#1. The Cyclist’s Proverb
“Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to cycle, and he’ll realize fishing is stupid and boring.”
Ask other cyclists and confirm. This is an old proverb (with a slight cycling twist) from Desmond Tutu.
#2. Bike vs. Car
“Cars run on money, and make you fat. Bikes run on fat, and save you money.”
Cycling: it’s a thousand times better than driving. No question about it.
#3. Cycle Therapy
“Cycling is cheaper than therapy. Until you start buying bikes.”
A light-hearted take on the therapeutic pros of cycling.
#4. Reflective Rider
“I don’t use mirrors when cycling. I know I look good.”
Confidence. That’s all. Nothing else.
#5. Two-Wheeled Wisdom
“Life is like riding a bicycle. I don’t know how to do it without training wheels.”
A self-deprecating twist on a classic metaphor.
#6. Biker’s Tan
“Cyclists don’t tan, they rust.”
No matter how true this is – or if you practice nude cycling – don’t forget to wear sunscreen!
#7. Cycling Addiction
“Cycling is like coffee. You can never have too much – but your doctor might disagree.”
Are there more addictive pleasures in life than these two? If so, drop a comment.
#8. Rider’s Reality
“You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a bike. And that’s pretty close.”
Universally undeniable sentiment among cyclists.
#9. Cycle Superstition
“Never mock a cyclist’s padded shorts. Karma hits in the rear.”
Not-so-pacifist warning for the uninitiated.
#10. Cycling Fashion
“Cycling: the only place neon is always in fashion.”
Neon? Bold fashion choice. Only for cyclists.
#11. Cycling Metaphysics
“Riding a bike is as close as we get to flying. Until you hit a pothole – then you’re actually flying.”
The contrast between the freedom of cycling and the cold hard reality of the road.
#12. Bike Shop Blues
“Every time I walk into a bike shop, my wallet gets a flat.”
Anyone who’s ever invested in cycling and wondered why bikes are so expensive can relate.
#13. Bike Ride Nostalgia
“Remember when your bike was just a bike, and not a carbon-fiber alien spaceship?”
For those who yearn for simpler times.
#14. Spandex Spectacle
“Spandex: the only time grown-ups can dress like superheroes and get away with it.”
For the superhero in every cyclist out there.
#15. Duty Calls
“I told my bike it needed a wash. It told me it needed a new rider.”
The heated exchange between a bike and its rider.
#16. Cycling Timing
“Apparently ‘biking time’ is not an acceptable answer to ‘What time will you be home?'”
I plead guilty to losing track of time while riding. Not all bicycle quotes can be profound.
#17. Bike Binging
“Binge-watching my favorite show: the road, season forever.”
Writer, director, and producer. All at once.
#18. Cycling Forecast
“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of cycling.”
With or without cycling apps to forecast the weather, cycling is a heck-yeah – rain or shine.
#19. Chain Reaction
“I don’t have a bucket list, but my bike-it list is a mile long.”
One of those funny cyclist quotes we can all relate to.
#20. Bike Troubles
“My bike must think it’s a magician – it’s always trying to do tricks when I ride.”
Your own bicycle mishaps are also a fundamental part of the journey.
#21. Morning Ride
“I don’t need an alarm clock. My bike is my wake-up call.”
Early-morning riders, unfortunately, I’m not you – but I salute you.
#22. Wheel Truth
“Life’s too short for bad vibes—and flat tires.”
In life as in cycling, it’s all about keeping things in a good mood and moving smoothly.
#23. Cycling Retirement Plan
“My retirement plan? Cycling around the world. Or at least to the grocery store.”
Whether around the corner or on the other side of the globe, cycling is the answer.
#24. Cycling Anniversary
“It’s my bike’s birthday. We’re celebrating with a long ride and a new set of tires.”
Because as a cyclist at heart, you know your bike deserves the best.
#25. Cycle Mystery
“Why do bikes stand on their own? Because they’re two-tired.”
Yeah, we know. You didn’t think you would get through a whole list of funny quotes about biking without at least one dad joke, did you?
#26. Cycling Optimist
“Every climb leads to a descent. You just have to get to the top first.”
The hard work of cycling uphill pays off afterward.
#27. Proud Parent
“I don’t have kids, but I do have a bike. That counts, right?”
Ok, it’s not the same. But I must say it does feel that way.
#28. Punctured Pride
“Pride comes before a fall… and after a flat.”
Ouch, the inevitable flat tire that we’ve gone through at some point.
#29. Biker’s Beauty
“Why is it that wind always feels better when you’re on a bicycle ride?”
The pure joy of cycling is such an indescribable thing.
#30. Cycling Meditation
“Cycling is the best form of meditation. Unless you meditate on why your butt hurts so much.”
Reflection on the less-than-peaceful aspects of cycling.
#31. Cycling Solitude
“Loneliness is riding a tandem bike solo.”
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
#32. Cycling Realities
“I love everything about cycling – except the uphills, downhills, headwinds, and flat tires.”
The love-hate relationship with cycling is real. Although, the love for it is stronger.
#33. Bike Ride Buddy
“Who needs friends when you have a bike? Oh, right, someone to help fix flat tires.”
Priorities and practical benefits of cycling friendship have been stated.
#34. Cycling Fashion
“Cycling: the only place neon is always in fashion.”
Neon? Bold fashion choice. Only for cyclists.
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