Leave a Comment / Instagram Captions / By Paul Chrish
Valentine’s Day makes the perfect excuse to spend time with loved ones and exchange roses. However, filling out your February 14th with love and laughter is often the most meaningful gesture. Here is a large collection of Funny Valentines Day Quotes that make fun of the holiday.
From fun jokes that poke fun at the holiday to funny comments about marriage and relationships, these Funny Valentines Day Quotes provide a lighthearted look at this holiday.
To make your Valentine laugh this year, just share one of these Funny Valentines Day Quotes with her on Instagram or put one in her Valentine’s card. For Funny Valentines Day Quotes check the list below.
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Funny Valentines Day Quotes Captions
- Romance is in the air!
- Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy a dozen red roses is?… asking for a friend.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
- If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Happy Valentine’s day.
- Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
- I love you more each day
- Sweets for my sweetie
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
- You make me incredibly happy
- A day for my bae
- Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.
- All you need is love. And a little chocolate.
- You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.
- If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
- Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
- Hugs and kisses
- I’d love to hold you close, tonight and always.
- You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
- I found the person who annoyed me the least and called it love.
Funny Valentines Day Quotes Captions Instagram
- Valentine, I only have eyes for you.
- Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
- I’m so glad I found you
- I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.
- Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
- All of me loves all of you.
- You + Me = Heart.
- There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
- Kiss me.
- Every day’s your birthday and every night your Valentine’s.
- I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.
- You and me are meant to be
- You are my greatest adventure
- All of me loves all of you
- I ‘like’ like you
- If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
- Love You Forever and Always
- I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
- The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.
- Just two crazy kids in love
- You hold the key to my heart!
- I fell in love with the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
- Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
- when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, because you’re amazing, just the way you are.
Romantic Valentines Day Quotes For Instagram
- On cloud 9 with my Valentine.
- Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you.
- Happy Love Day to my love
- It’s a love story, baby says yes.
- I love you for being my emergency contact.
- I’m so happy that to meet someone that’s as weird as I am
- Everything I do, I do it for you.
- Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- You were red, and you liked me because I was blue.
- It’s the season of love.
- The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
- Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.
- Every day with you is a gift
- Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone—we find it with another.
- Loving you is all I want to do.
- If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.
- I love you just the way you are.
- All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
- Love conquers all
- How do I love thee—let me count the ways.
- I love you more than chocolate.
- If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
- I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
- My love for you transcends all things so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card or gift from me.
- The world needs more love and fewer work emails.
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Love Funny Valentines Day Quotes Captions
- Sweets for my sweetie.
- Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
- I love you yesterday, I love you still. I always have. I always will
- Will you be my Valentine?
- P.S. I Love You
- You were the song stuck in my head. Every song that I’ve ever loved.
- Love, Kisses, and valentine wishes
- You are my person.
- Love is giving someone the power to destroy you… but trusting them not to.
- Can’t help loving you
- If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.
- Here’s to being my emergency contact someday.
- I like me better when I’m with you
- If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
- My favorite place in the world is in your arms
- True love stories never have endings.
- True love is hard to find, but even harder to hide.
- On cloud 9 with my Valentine
- I know what love is because of you.
- Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite
- Love is the whole thing. We are only pieces.
- Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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